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---
layout: page
title: Fuck Tipping
points:
  - title: Tipping is hostile to customers.
    description:
      - |
        Businesses embrace the tipping culture so that they can offload the
        responsibility to pay proper wages onto their customers while
        <em>still</em> selling their products with a high profit margin.
        So the customer pays the margin twice &mdash; it's <em>already
        included</em> in the bill, <em>and</em> in the tip you're "supposed" to
        leave.
      - |
        Furthermore, tipping is manipulative in nature.
        It exploits customers by using their egos, as well as senses of guilt
        &amp; duty.
        Sometimes, even peer pressure!
        Personally, I'd prefer to just pay the bill.
  - title: Tipping is hostile to workers.
    description:
      - |
        Bosses can use the knowledge about their workers' tips against them.
        While the income from tips is often low &amp; unstable, bosses will
        still use them to refuse salary increases, health insurance upgrades,
        etc.
        Therefore, tipping destroys the power of employees during salary &amp;
        benefits negotiations.
  - title: Tipping encourages bias.
    description:
      - |
        The tipping culture promotes unfairness and bias, because customers are
        prioritized based on their perceived generousity (and treated
        accordingly).
  - title: Tipping is awkward &amp; lame.
    description:
      - |
        Anybody can remember countless times they were trying to collect enough
        cash from people at the table to make for a "decent" tip.
        Or the awkward, rushed calculation of the number to write down in a
        special "Tip:" field that you know the waiter will inspect momentarily.
        Or the stupid iPad tipping machines that are now part of the web
        folklore?
        Jesus Christ, give me a break.
---
<div class="container">
  <div class="row">
    <div class="col text-center">
      <h1 class="display-1">Don't Tip!</h1>
      <p class="lead">Tipping fucking sucks for everybody, don't do it.</p>
    </div>
  </div>
  <div class="row">
    <div class="col">
{% assign pointer_counter = 0 %}
{% for point in page.points %}
  {% assign pointer_counter = pointer_counter | plus: 1 %}
  <h4>{{ pointer_counter }}. {{ point.title }}</h4>
  {% for para in point.description %}
    <p class="text-muted">{{ para }}</p>
  {% endfor %}
{% endfor %}
    </div>
  </div>
</div>